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"The baby's nice, but it's not the narcissistic rush I thought it would be."
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'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'
'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'
'Of course I know what he wants when he cries. He wants you.'
I had this wonderful dream that I slept... but then I woke up.
"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."
"Which one is yours?"
'Congratulations, it's a ninja!'
"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."
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'Well, I still say he looks nothing like me!'
Nursery: Winners and Losers
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
'While you were in the hospital having our fullback, uh...firstborn, I decorated this room.'
"So when do we go online?"
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A stork carries a baby in car seat.
'So what's new?' 'Everything.'
Babies bottom reads: 'Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.'
"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"
The family dog feels neglected because of the attention given to the new baby.
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'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'
"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."
"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"