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"Your mother and I think he's very nice, dear, but isn't he just a little bit old?"
"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."
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"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
Tags:breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, infidelity, infidelities, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, superhero team, superhero teams, villain, villainous, common ground, find common ground, finding common ground, new boyfriend, new boyfriends, jealous, jealousy, team, teams, duo, duos, couple, couples
I know he's a dog, but I think I can change him...
"Ted's flamboyantly straight."
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"Guess who's in love?"
"I gave you my number so you could call me, not run a background check."
"He's a Clark Kent type, but he has no alternative identity."
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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."
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"I'm so glad you could meet my folks!"
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Closing time, and a man and a woman are checking each other out across the bar: 'Slim pickings.' 'Fat chance.'
"I found him on Dregs List."
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"I Met Him Through Caller-ID."
'You're fast, Ted, but Steven is just so fascinating.'
"He can do amazing jumps and tail walks! We have a date Tuesday night..."
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'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'
'Gosh, your mum and dad are really sweet!'
'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'
'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'
"Do you know how hard it is when people don't fit into my neat, pre-conceived notions?"
Tags:baldo, misconception, misconceptions, racism, casual racism, spanish speaker, spanish speakers, monolingual, hispanic, hispanics, latino, latinos, latin american, latin americans, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, preconception, preconceptions, date, dates, mother, mothers, boyfriend, boyfriends, new boyfriend, new boyfriends
Frankie and Johnny were lovers...
'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'
'Daddy, this is my new boyfriend...he's in advertising!'
'He likes you!'