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'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'
"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"
"And right in front of where you'll be standing will be your breakfast nook."
"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."
Now Selling - All-these-houses-look-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.
Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."
'This town ain't big enough for the two of us, so I'm proposing 1,000 new homes with a commitment to affordable housing plus adjacent retail park and leisure destination.'
Houses built by Jack and Jerry.
Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!
Sand castle. 'I trust you have planning permission.'