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A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office
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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."
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"I regret to inform your lordship that I have been offered, and have accepted, an attractive position in valet parking."
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Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
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They all laughed when he gave up a promising career in accounting to do stand-up. Well, no one's laughing now.'
"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
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Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'
"My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out. Can I have my job in accounting back?"
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"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
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'Your first day of student teaching?'
"Well, the sooner he starts, the better."
"I've been re-calculating my career."
"I'd like something for Christmas, too...a new job!"
"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?"
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Job centre: 'Have you considered becoming an organ donor?'
'That? Well, it's a solid Lucite paperweight containing your immediate predecessor, compliments of the executive management team. It's just our way of saying 'Welcome Aboard!''
'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'
'The best advice for new teachers is to listen to students with your ears and your heart.'
"This is your second cousin Adalberto. He was a soccer player until he was kciked in the head and got a conclusion."
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"I've been re-skilled, Jim Lad."
After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.
'You'll fit right in here. I already hate you.'
Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.