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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
They all laughed when he gave up a promising career in accounting to do stand-up. Well, no one's laughing now.'
Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'
"My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out. Can I have my job in accounting back?"
'Your first day of student teaching?'
"Well, the sooner he starts, the better."
"I've been re-calculating my career."
"I'd like something for Christmas, too...a new job!"
"And why exactly did you quit your job as a chainsaw salesman, Mr. Shloompf?"
'That? Well, it's a solid Lucite paperweight containing your immediate predecessor, compliments of the executive management team. It's just our way of saying 'Welcome Aboard!''
'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'
'The best advice for new teachers is to listen to students with your ears and your heart.'
"This is your second cousin Adalberto. He was a soccer player until he was kciked in the head and got a conclusion."
After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.
'You'll fit right in here. I already hate you.'
Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.