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'We hope you understand that you're not worth risking on our new carpet, and your feet will smell if you take your shoes off.'
'Listen Jock, the carpet has been down for over a year now. When will you allow us to walk on it?'
'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'
'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.
"Lovely new carpet Doris - and with scotch-guard too."
'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.
"I'd invite you in but we've got new carpets downstairs."
"Don't get any pine needles on the new carpet darling!"
"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."