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"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"
'We hope you understand that you're not worth risking on our new carpet, and your feet will smell if you take your shoes off.'
'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'
'Listen Jock, the carpet has been down for over a year now. When will you allow us to walk on it?'
'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'
"Lovely new carpet Doris - and with scotch-guard too."
'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.
"I'd invite you in but we've got new carpets downstairs."