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"Listen to this baby purr."
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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
"At this point, there is a lot of pent-up demand for new cars."
"There goes that new-car smell."
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'Would you be interested in adding a few options?'
'Got anything with a bit of leg room?'
"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
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'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'
"So, even after we've bought us a new car, our lives remain fundamentally unchanged."
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"It's a Citroen Picasso..."
'Do you have any hybrids that weren't designed by men?
'We've bought a new car...' - 'Gah!' - '...and we're going on holiday again next week.' - 'Double gah!' - 'What's up with you?' - 'You really need to start saving for my retirement at some point, Dad!'
"Would you like to super-size that?"
'It's four years old and every time I got a letter of recall, I removed that part and sent it to the factory.'
'I love that new horse smell.'
"Batteries not included."
'Backseat folds out to a bed in case you run out of gas on the way home.'
'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'
"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."
'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'
'Yes sir, this baby's turbo charged, fuel injected and has CD and DVD! Forget 'reindeer power' Mr Claus... and say hello to Horse Power!'