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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."
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"Well I have to go, my ride is here."
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'How much money does it hold?'
'Anything less co-dependent?'
"I liked it better on top of my husband."
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"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."
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'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'
"Why did we wait to get recliners?"
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'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'
'How did I get talked into buying beanbag furniture?'
'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'
"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."
'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'
'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'
'No, we did not order a corner unit.'
So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.
Take a look at those old fashioned legs, fat arms and wobbly back.
'Plus, you get to keep any change you happen to find under the cushions.'
'I'm trying to imagine what it will look like with my potato on it.'
'We're moving to a higher tax bracket!'
The domino effect.
'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'
'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'
'I said YOU TWO- we don't give trial runs!'