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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."
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"For someone who's supposed to be omniscient, I've noticed he calls all the new guys 'buddy.'"
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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Pop-up guy in a pop-up house in a pop-up town
'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'
'It's just a temporary title until the staff gets to know you.'
'And this is Tony, our company's loose cannon.' 'We've met.'
"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."
"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."
'Who's the new guy?'
"Who's the new guy?"
'Meet the boss's son. The go-to guy whenever you need a piece of string or just a friendly wave.'
'Hi, you must be the new guy.'
'You must be the new guy that everyone is talking about!'
"New around here?"
"Welcome,everyone. It's lovely to see so many faces here this morning."
"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"
'Check out the six pack on the new guy!'
"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."
"I think the new guy is up to something behind my back."
"Ok, now which one if the big saw?"