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The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV
'And this is the sunken living room.'
"The view is all prewar brick."
'The roof needs icing.'
"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."
'Three words doc, why you should buy...dislocation,dislocation,dislocation.'
'Herbert changes churches so often that we decided to skip the packing and unpacking stages.'
"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."
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I just KNOW, your children are going to LOVE the waterslide!
'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'
"I could use a lampshade...and some furniture...and maybe every single item in the Sears catalogue."
This is Bad Feng Shui!
'We'll take it!'
Do the waves make that noise all night?
When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'
'Never mind how far it is from the railroad station. We want to know about asbestos, radon, water pollutants and formaldehyde.'
'For sale - some assembly required.'
The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'
'Come on in, Phil. I just moved in. Haven't even peed on anything yet.'
'So, what are the neighbors like? Delicious?'
'That's standard with new homes built on flood plains'.
"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."
'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'
"And here we have the 47-piece main floor bathroom. It should be a four-piece once they get it all put back together."