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"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."
"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
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'In exchange for my testimony, they gave me a whole new identity - 00761.'
"Needless to say, in the course of redefining myself I've taken certain liberties with the factual record."
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'Sure I submitted somebody else's resum? - I'm the victim of a stolen identity.'
"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."
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'Instead of trying to figure out your checking account, we're just going to grant you a new identity.'
"The court granted me a new identity!"
'I'm a butterfly, I'm a butterfly...'
'I don't think he's too happy with the new identity we've given him,sarge!'
"....And good luck in the Witless Protection Program."
'At least you got something out of your political rehabilitation.'
Outside the 'FBI New Identity Office' a man says to another waiting, 'Zybisco Borealus. What's yours?'
'I have a few questions about the new identity your witness protection people set up for me.'
'Ok, Ok, so I'm really Sol Tobleroni from Hackensack, N.J. and the Feds gave me a new identity. I stayed faithful to you all these years, didn't I?'
'Bernie's not really a transvestite -- he's just paranoid about identity theft.'
George had his identity stolen. Of course, they gave it back...
'Ever since Byron from accounting saw Dennis Hopper in Easy Rider, he's seemed to have an identity crises.'
'That was an easy one.'
'We've decided to grant you a new identity -- you're now a cocktail waitress in Sioux City.'
'While you're at it, could you grant me a new identity?'
'Sorry for the delay, sir -- Your regular waiter entered the Federal Witness Protection Program.'
'I don't think he's too happy with the identity we've given him, sarge!'
'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'
"The police set me up with a whole new identity."