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It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
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"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."
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'I've been restructured.'
Crystal balls: 'We have three new models to choose from: Scam, Swindle and Extort.'
"I met somebody with a hut."
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'Would it be possible to have my husband recycled?'
"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"
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"They keep bringing out new ones with extra blades..."
Tags:guillotine, madame guillotine, dr. joseph guillotine, guillotines, the french revolution, the terror, the reign of terror, louis xvi, marie antoinette, execution, executions, capital punishment, public execution, public executions, shave, shaver, shavers, close shave, razor, razors, updates, product updates, modifications, product modifications, new model, revised model, new models, revised models, upgrade, product upgrade, extras, upgrading, upgrades
"I want him scanned and repaired. I'm not ready for an upgrade, yet."
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'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'
'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'
'I want to trade him in for a new one.'
Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0
Howdy Ed.. howja like the new saloon?
'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'
'I'd like a similar dishwasher to this one. But with fewer breakages!'
"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"
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"I was married to that job for forty years. . . only to have it run off with a younger man!"
"Trevor, you've been an asset to the company for the past ten years, but it's time for a fresh face..."