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The Life of a Sentient Rock
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"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."
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"I can't say I like the looks of that at all!"
"Is my room ready?"
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"Neanderthals have moved in next door!"
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"Thanks for the housewarming gift, but it's warm enough."
The day the Gnats moved in.
'Hello! We're the Anderson's. We just wanted to welcome you to the neighbourhood and stop y to give you a fruit fly basket.'
The new neighbor wasn't a bad guy. He just wasn't drawn that good.
New around here?
'I'm your new neighbour, can I borrow a cupful of money, or even your credit card?'
'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'
"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"
'Edith, guess what!!!...Our new neighbour is a doctor!!'
Sam, the friendly meteorologist, went to welcome the new neighbors only to discover a front moving in.
"Honey, have you met the new neighbours yet?"
At first, Mrs. Bowers was delighted to hear that someone had finally moved into that old stone house.
Moving van unloading huge speakers.
'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'
'Did you see who's moving next door?'
"visible fences make invisible neighbors."
'There goes the neighborhood!'
OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?
Honey Have You Met The New Neighbors Yet?
'I don't like the look of our new neighbour!'