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The Life of a Sentient Rock
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"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."
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"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."
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"Is my room ready?"
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'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'
New house smell.
'Hello! We're the Anderson's. We just wanted to welcome you to the neighbourhood and stop y to give you a fruit fly basket.'
The day the Gnats moved in.
The new neighbor wasn't a bad guy. He just wasn't drawn that good.
'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'
New around here?
First Thoughts Of An Eight-Foot Fence
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'I'm your new neighbour, can I borrow a cupful of money, or even your credit card?'
"Where did you say they were from?"
"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"
'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'
Sam, the friendly meteorologist, went to welcome the new neighbors only to discover a front moving in.
At first, Mrs. Bowers was delighted to hear that someone had finally moved into that old stone house.
'What do you make of the new squirt?'
"I knew it, neighbours from hell"
Moving van unloading huge speakers.
'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'
'Did you see who's moving next door?'
'There goes the neighborhood!'
'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'