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"Buck up, go home and be nice to the new kitty."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, bartending, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, food service industry, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, hospitality, adjustment, adjusting, adjustments, new pet, new pets, cat, cats, kitty, kitten, kitties, kittens, feline, felines
"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
Tags:stray, strays, adopt, adopted, adopting, adoption, scratch, scratched, scratching, scratches, scratching post, pet, pets, new pet, new cat, house cat, indoor cat, lap cat, needy, need, attention, attentive, problem, problem cat, cats, cat, crazy cat ladies, crazy cat lady, kitty, kitties, kitten, threaten, threat, threats, love, loving, loved, warn, warning, warned
"I went by the pet store this morning, just for a peek."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, new pet, new pets, pet store, pet stores, pet shop, pet shops, surprise, surprises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, wife, wives, women, woman, impulse buy, impulse buys, impulse purchase, impulse purchases, husband, husbands, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships issues, shopping habits
"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."
Tags:science, pets, consumerism, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, genetics, genes, amoeba, amoebas, pet, new pet, new pets, walk, walks, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, exercise, exercises, exercising, neighborhood walk, neighbourhood walks, ugly, ugly pet, ugly pets, microbiologist, microbiologists, microbiology, mankoff
"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, too much
"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."
'I think your parents giving you a pet is a sign of their love - even if it is a drug-sniffing dog.'
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity
"Can we keep it, daddy?"
"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."
Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'
"I don't know. George got it somewhere."
'I told you we weren't pet people.'
"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, cat lady, cat woman, crazy cat lady, simple, sleeping cat, sleeping cats, grass is always greener, life of cats, pet, pets, domestic cat, domestic, indoor cat, indoor cats, inside cat, inside cats, lap cat, lap cats, priorities, appeal, cat ladies, crazy cat ladies, cat person, cat people, new car, new car smell, new pet, new pet owner, pet owner, play on words, word play, word-play
'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'
Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.
'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'
Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.
The media continues its blitz of all things Obama.
'I think I preferred the budgie.'
'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'
'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'
Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?