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"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."
I don't know what it is but I just think the chap in the middle would fit into the firm REALLY well.
"Can I call you back? I'm still recovering from a night of binge hiring."
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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
"We are at war with terror in Afghanistan and our victory will be swift and victory-like."
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"We offer competitive pay, good benefits and an attractive severance package."
"Your assessment shows that you're a megalomaniac with psychopathic tendencies, completely bereft of any interest or concern for others. When can you start?"
"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."
"The truth is, you're the first nanobot we've ever interviewed."
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"He's working out well for the copycat position."
'I'm just curious as to why you've only worked here a total of 15 minutes, and you've already put in for a 5-week vacation.'
'Cool! Can you do books?'
"He says he's joining the army to see the world and be exempt from human rights law..."
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'Our company lost $3.2 billion this year. Since you only started working here on Tuesday, you'll only receive half the blame.'
'I've never actually seen a corporate ladder before.'
'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'
"This looked cooler in the commercials."
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'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'
"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"
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'We need to recruit some young MBA people. All of us young turks have become old turkeys.'
"This is Pierre. He's our new 'Oui' man."
'Don't scoff, she's the best futures analyst we've ever had.'
'He's our newest recruit, a specialist in multi-jurisdictional consumer products..'