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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
Tags:light bulb, light bulbs, light, lights, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, outdated, replacement, replacements, new technology, new technologies, outmoded, bar, bars, lament, laments, lamenting, invention, inventions, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, grandeur, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
Help. Didn't grasp the new technology.
"I'm back with the upgrades."
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A Complicated Computer.
'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'
'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'
Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'
"There's no privacy anymore."
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"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"
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"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
Tags:broadband, broadband connection, internet, internet connection, wifi, wi fi, wi-fi, modern life, modern times, tech, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, behind the times, out of touch, out of date, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly people, male pale stale, usurp, usurped, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, new technology, new technologies
"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."
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"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"
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"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."
"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."
"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."
"I've just unpacked my new remote control. There's no operating instructions."
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"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"
"If it really was smart, it would probably choose not be be a mattress, right?"
Tags:bed, beds, mattress, mattresses, smart technology, smart technologies, internet of things, smart bed, smart beds, smart mattress, smart mattresses, smart, intelligence, intelligent, stupid, dumb, technology, technologies, new technology, new technologies, pointless gadget, pointless gadgets, gadget, gadgets
"No, I don't think they use batteries."
Driverless tow truck.
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"This app converts all of my problems into your problems."
"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."
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