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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
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Help. Didn't grasp the new technology.
"It's amazing how often two people, working independently, come up with the same idea at the same time."
A Complicated Computer.
'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'
'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'
Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'
"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"
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"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"
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"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."
"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."
"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."
"I've just unpacked my new remote control. There's no operating instructions."
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"A two hundred thousand foot extension cord? You're still not grasping this hybrid car idea, are you, Mr. Higgins?"
"No, I don't think they use batteries."
"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."
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'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
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You're Employment has been terminated -Smiley face lol
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Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?
"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."
"What's this?!...I thought spyware was a raincoat and a pair of glasses!"
After Lionel's retirement, no one is left who remembers how to make coffee without capsules.