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"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."
H-D TV, 3-D TV.
"I cashed in my swear jar."
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"This one's just like being at a real theatre."
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'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'
'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'
'What's it to be, a smaller dog or a bigger tv?'
"Wow, this thing is big!"
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'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'
'I wanted a big screen TV for my birthday, but my wife bought the binoculars instead.'
'I'd like to see one close-captioned in such a way that a football widow could send messages to her husband.'
'Ah, I see you've taken an interest in our blood plasma TV.'
'I think I've found something in your price range, sir!'
'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'
'I'm selling blood to fund a plasma-TV.'
Fixing the TV.
'Never Anything on TV...'
'-but we don't need a new telly while we need a new Spring outfit and shoes to match.'
"Well - I did say it was off the back of a lorry..."