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"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"
"Hartford, I think you may still have a wife in this one."
"Am i just a stepping-stone to a career in show business?"
'That's his new trophy fishwife.'
"I'd like you to meet my Husband 2.0!"
'Just put me on the sofa and I'll take a nap while you're getting dinner.'
"Looks like from now on Jerry's going to be reading about Monday night football in Tuesday morning's paper.
"This just means that Jerry has got a new wife."
'Ah, Peter, this must be the trophy wife.'
Any thoughts what you would or wouldn't like for Christmas?
'I'm looking for a new wife - or one in mint condition.'
'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'
"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."
"Humm...I'm thinking this upgrade is going to cost you more than a whole new system."
'She doesn't have to be anything special. I only want her for laundry and cooking.'
Marriage Bureau: 'I hope you're not just window shopping.'