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New Year: 'Get Offa My Lawn!'
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
"From now on, you guys take your orders from me, see?"
'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
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Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet
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'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"
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"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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1980 goes into a revolving door as 1981 comes out.
"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
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"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"
'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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A man looks at his computer screen which reads "Hey! Gotta go...Y2K.".
Sleeping through new year celebrations
"While not unheard of, post holiday depression in one so young is unusual."
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Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."
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"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
Goodbye 2012 - And good riddance!