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New Year: 'Get Offa My Lawn!'
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
"It's your turn, kid."
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"From now on, you guys take your orders from me, see?"
'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'
"Oh wow, Countdown to End Times calendar, no, Dean, I don't already have one. Um, Happy New Year to you too."
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'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
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Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet
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'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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"I'm sorry, Louis. I need someone more Y2K-compliant."
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"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"
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"Weird, ever since New Years none of my friends have been texting me."
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A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".
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"How do you like me so far?"
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1980 goes into a revolving door as 1981 comes out.
"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'
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"Will she still love me after January 1st, 2000?"
"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."
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It's resolution time!
A man looks at his computer screen which reads "Hey! Gotta go...Y2K.".
'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'
New Year: Peace, Justice, Love
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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