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'You chewed up my list of new years resolutions! Good boy!'
'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'
"Well there goes the last of the NEW YEARS resolutions."
New year resolutions.
"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."
"I'm still not quite happy with it...The aspirations are clear but there still seems to be too much flexibility around the targets."
"What on earth makes you think giving up golf would be one of my new year's resolutions?"
"What's your New Year's Resolution?"
One week after new year. The rest of the year.
"My gut instinct told me to come"
Deaths From Smoking vs Deaths on the Roads.
A list of New Year's resolutions goes across the entire kitchen.
'Your New Year's resolutions, you fat, unfit, drunken, cigar-puffing, chocolate-scoffing, miserable old git.'
"I'm giving up begging, fags and booze...looks like I'll have to go back home to the wife and kids."
This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!
'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'
'Thanks to this new full body patch, my New Year's resolution is on day seven!!'
Man shivers in front of open fridge, saying: 'I've quit smoking ??" it's going OK but I can't seem to kick standing out in the cold.'
I'd suggest less drinking, less smoking and less watching Paris Hilton on TV as good New Years' resolutions.
"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"