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'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'
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Just married - and we're rich!
Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.
'The fight or flight response is perfectly normal. Though, traditionally, the bride takes flight.'
'What do you mean, you can't cook either?'
Back view of pink car with 'Just married' on the back.
'They call it the people dance.'
'I now pronounce you man and wife...'
'Meet Mummy's new husband. We hope to realize a number of economies through this merger and ask for your patience during the transition period.'
'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'
"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."
Just Moved In Together.
'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'
"OK, now what?"
'It's a bit of a long shot, but it might just work.'
Motel has two cars parked outside, one with 'Just Married' sticker, the other with 'Just Friends'.
'I suggest you give her the ring before blogging this.'
'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'
Couple gets married and then gets stuck in traffic for so long that they have a baby before they get home.
'And in the event one of you doesn't show up for the ceremony, I can always Photoshop you in later.'
"Well, I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree."
"And in this corner, weighing in at 237 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces…"
Prince William & Kate Middleton.
'Love, honor, obey, and lower your expectations?'