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'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'
A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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"So how's married life?"
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Just married - and we're rich!
Terri and Glenn devise a way to make those tough final choice on their wedding guest list.
"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"
"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"
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'The fight or flight response is perfectly normal. Though, traditionally, the bride takes flight.'
'What do you mean, you can't cook either?'
'They call it the people dance.'
"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"
'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'
'Meet Mummy's new husband. We hope to realize a number of economies through this merger and ask for your patience during the transition period.'
'I now pronounce you man and wife...'
"You're really starting to bug me."
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"No, I don't. And I'll tell you why."
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'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'
"Do you, Joan, promise to love, cherish and make sure Josh takes his cholesterol lowering medication each day?"
"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."
Just Moved In Together.
'...and I promise to love, honor, and take this man for granted until death do we part.'
"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
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"OK, now what?"