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"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
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"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
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"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"
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"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."
"How are the Royals doing?"
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"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"
'Oh my God! Brace yourselves! . . . Wait - this just in: everything's fine. . . for now'
"Tonight there is no news and recent surveys indicate that that my be good news."
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"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "
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"A report released today says the shadow government thinks the shadow economy is booming."
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"I don't suppose there's another once-in-a-lifetime astronomical phenomenon coming up soon?"
5 day forecast.
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"The following program has been deemed unsuitable for Marjorie and Ray Kinnzle, of Short Falls, Ohio."
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"Anything new on that meteor?"
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The Best of Times/The Worst of Times
"You cannot have helped but notice the concerned expression on my face. This is because of some news I have to report."
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"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back."
Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!
"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
Before Fox News
'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'
"I'm really going to miss getting steamed at Anthony Lewis."
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"Here's a letter to Dorothy Dix that describes my own case exactly. It's signed 'Desperate.'"
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"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."