Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"This Just In."
Tags:news, the news, newsreader, newsreaders, news reader, news readers, newscaster, newcasters, this just in, news broadcast, news broadcasts, news broadcasting, reporting, reporter, reporters, new reporter, new reporters, latest news, the latest news, bomb, bombs, bombing, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombing, war, nuclear war, conflict, conficts, tv, television, tv broadcasting, tv broadcasters, tv broadcatser, television brocasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, live tv, live television, anchor men, anchor man, anchormen, anchorman, unfortunate, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked
"Good evening, this is Georgi Avelov, your anchorcomrade."
Tags:comrade, comrades, communist, communists, communism, news anchor, news anchors, co-anchor, co-anchors, co-anchoring, broadcast, broadcasts, broadcasting, russia, russian, russians, state tv, state television, state news, news broadcast, news broadcasts, news broadcasting, broadcaster, broadcasters, socialist, socialists, socialism
'Stocks remained steady, due to weak production in the rumor mills today...'
'Stocks dropped on news that the only certainty in life is 'uncertainty'.'
'The market was up today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors...'
Good evening. Tonight's broadcast will be to the point. Everything's horrible. Good night.
Bulletin at Malibu
Tags:surf's up, california, californian, californians, malibu, beach house, beach houses, santa monica, southern california, socal, beach, beaches, beach weather, weather report, weather reports, new bulletin, news bulletins, good weather, surf, surf report, surf reports, laid back, dude, dudes, california dude, california dudes, local news, news broadcast, news broadcasts, meteorologist, meteorologists, meteorology, lifestyle, lifestyles
'Hang on a minute - I think there's something else down here!'
Business news - 'Interest rates will remain unchanged...but the number of zeroes in $1,000,000 will be reduced from 6 to 5...'
'Stocks rose on news that Alan Greenspan - before leaving the fedral reserve - would agree to be cloned.'
'Today civility broke out in a part of the world previously thought uncivilized...'
Funny how it's only the people I disagree with who are biased.
'Mercury levels were found to be high in canned tuna. Here with the story is...'
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
'Stocks decline on news there is more to fear than fear itself.'
'They hired a chimp to read the news! The ratings war must really be heating up.'
'Here are the latest poll results...'hype' leads 'truth' by a 2-1 margin.'
'This just in from the AMA: New studies reveal that life is bad for you.'
'To be more like 'reality TV' we're adding a laugh track during up markets, and sobbing noises during down markets.'
Some countries behaved poorly today.
'I'm an on-air military analyst for a TV news broadcast. This medal is for participating in the ratings war.'
'No, madam, radiolucency does not refer to the diarrhea you get...'
'It's a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing...and that wraps up today's news...'