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"Fox News has actually learned squat. Details at ten."
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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack Kruthers on the toilet."
Tags:oversharing, overshare, status update, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restrooms, restroom, loo, news, news channel, news channels, news stations, news station, tv, television, televisions, world news, social media, useless information, news anchor, news anchors, toilet humour, toilet humor, nobody, every day person, social media friend, social media friends, everyday events, everyday event, uninterested, social media oversharing, shared, share, sharing
Trump dries his hair with hot air
'Well, that's all the news, so I guess I'll just sit here and wait until something else happens.'
"Did you see who did this, sir?"
"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"
Tags:debate, debates, debate show, debate shows, political debate, political debates, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, talking head, talking heads, tv show, tv shows, news show, news shows, new channel, news channels, tortures, torturous, enhanced interrogation, interrogate, interrogating, cruel, cruel and unusual, punishments, punishing, bicker, bickers, bickering, annoyance, annoying, useless, worthless, chatter, chatters, chattering
Slow News Day
'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'
Sitcom News 'Hey, Marcia! Where's that darn news! I can't find it anywhere!'
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"Okay, kids, it's time to take shelter."
'...And, finally, we have a bit of 'good news'' ... 'I'm sorry, we've lost that portion of our program.'
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
Tags:news channel, news channels, 24 hour news cycle, news cycle, news cycles, cable news, tv news, tortures, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, unbreakable, enhanced interrogation, enhanced interrogation program, crack, cracks, cracking, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapping, question, questions, questioning, terrorists, guantanamo, gitmo, unwatchable, bore, bores, boring, mainstream media, msm
Tags:news coverage, news coverages, news, news channel, news channels, news program, news programs, headline, headlines, breaking news, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, trivia, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, true crime, journalism, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, political coverage, political coverages
Local News in Heaven
24-7 News Channel
"Isn't technology great? We can see beheadings, homeless war refugees, citizens versus cops, fraternity lunch mobs, and government shut downs in hi-def."
Tags:headline, headlines, headline news, breaking news, news report, news reports, news program, news programs, bad news, current events, news story, news stories, news channel, news channels, government shutdown, terrorism, war refugees, social problem, social problems, press, press coverage, media coverage
"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."
'You're right. The world's going to hell.'
"It's 100% commercials."
"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."
"Now they've gone to far."
Who will be the next CNN analyst?
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"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."
"And it's no good you switching channels..."
"He changed channels, listened...and his news bubble exploded!"