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Anti-Capitalist protesters: 'Just think - after the fall of Capitalism there'll be many more nights like this!'
'Wear this on the train - it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
'I'm beginning to suspect his heart's not in this whole anti-capitalism thing...'
'I can't work out whether having our mortgage rate increased by a bank which we own 82% of makes us better or worse off.'
'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'
'I'd prefer the banks were re-formed and Destiny's Child split up.'
'I need time off to cycle to a vegan picnic at Stonehenge.'
"I just heard some interesting news. The world is going to the dogs."
'Do we have anything more specific for this years profit targets than 'enough wonga to choke a rhino!'
Nigel was beginning to regret having threatened that if investment bankers were taxed any more he would leave the country.
Research suggests brain function declines after age 45.
'....and will somebody get this wombat a peacemaker...and some naughty stickers.'
'The 'Occupy Wall Street Protests' are causing havoc in the markets...if we short sell now we'll make a killing!'
Political bullfights in the US
'Oh yeah? Well big woop! I'll bet they don't have as many likes on Facebook.'
'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'
"This just in. . . my counterpart at a rival network earns twice what I do. . . So I'll be going on strike tomorrow."
Howling winds, flying debris, power failures . . . the Us Presidential Election race hits the final week.
'Well what a coincidence! I'm a financial regulator too!'
'When it comes to the children I believe in light-touch regulation.'
'I'll take your money when you're ready.'
Unsecured Creditor, please help.
'So Dave you are going for that interview to be the new MD of the Co-op.'
'You mean like a bailout?'
'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'