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"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."
"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"
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The Emperor's Newspaper
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'Although nothing newsworthy happened today, we will give you meaningless chatter, with the same enthusiasm we reserve for breaking news.'
"It looks like it's going to be a slow news night."
North American Newspaper Industry.
'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'
"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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Oversized New York Times Delivered
The Yearly News
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"You'll get a chuckle out of what Maureen Dowd says about you in today's 'Times'."
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"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."
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"When I say the 'gray lady' I mean your mother, not the New York Times."
"Right!...so after the articles on Iraq, Afghanistan and the threat of terrorist bombings I want 5 pages on the dangers of letting people with mental health issues roam our streets..."
"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."
Investigative reporters on lines one, two and three.
Everyone but you has dumb opinions.
"'60 Minutes' is on."
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"We hope you've enjoyed the year in review!"
"Oh no!! Kate Middleton has had a haircut...!!!"
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"Are you through with your 'Times'?"
Daily Mail Reader
"Extra! Extra! News of a gentler, bygone time!"
"The sudden resignation caught many by surprise. 'I wish to spend more time with my family,' he said. When contacted, his family replied, 'Who?'"
"I don't suppose there's another once-in-a-lifetime astronomical phenomenon coming up soon?"