News Update Cartoons and Comics

"Grrr."

"It's nice to wake up to some calmer news."

'Newspaper? Cable News? Actually, I keep abreast of current events by watching late-night tv comics!'

Breaking News

"Look, an update."

Weather-Network Bulletin

Knightly news

Now What?! Find out, $5

"I'm going to have to let you go, Williams. Details at 11."

'The latest news.'

'Latest News'

'...This is the Ten O'Clock Report, brought to you by the Eleven O'Clock Report....'

'...This is the Ten O'Clock Report, brought to you by the Eleven O'Clock Report....'

'...This is the Ten O'Clock Report, brought to you by the Eleven O'Clock Report....'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

"I like it. Let's just punch up the bias a bit."

News Feed

"Doris is ill today, so I'll be manning the News Desk."

"The weather guy called. He's gathering momentum, but there's a 60% chance he won't get here on time."

Commercial Fisheries News