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"Anything new on that meteor?"
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11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.
Red Wine, White Wine and The One In The Middle.
I get all my news from the inernet.'
'Everybody needs candy. Everybody needs stationery. Everybody needs microcomputers.'
'He says you demolished his front door when you delivered the paper this morning.'
"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."
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Just Came In To Flick Through The Magazine.
'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'
Man near pick-pocket warning sign sees Fagin and The Artful Dodger.
Jill was shocked, to see a smart phone buying lottery tickets.
"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"
Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers
'Ah, you must be the paper boy!'
Old Scientist Magazine
Do you have the telegraph?
Good luck/P**s off.
"Do you stock Zebra Take Down Weekly?"
WH Smith make huge losses, scallieschavs decide to shop-lift elsewhere.
Gossip Mags for Weather Girls.
'Lou's News Stand'