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"The following program has been deemed unsuitable for Marjorie and Ray Kinnzle, of Short Falls, Ohio."
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"Hey! This is news."
"After months of partisan bickering, Congress has finally agreed to put a Slinky on an escalator and see if it goes forever."
"I'm gay. Details at eleven."
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"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
"News flash, Mom-you're a hoarder."
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A Recent Photo Surfaces of the G.O.P. in Whiteface
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"You know, it's O.K. to skip a news cycle."
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"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."
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A US Politcian has Admitted to Making a Mistake.
'...Breaking news coming in...'
'The seas ran dry, the mountains crumbled, and the sun grew cold... details after the game.'
'We interrupt this program to bring you some late-breaking news...'
'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'
"This just in from the AMA: New studies reveal that life is bad for you."
'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'
"Tempers flared today when neighbors protested the arrival of O.J. Simpson at his new uptown estate. The issue was later resolved when O.J. killed them all."
'We interrupt this program for an important message...Tiger Woods has missed a putt...repeat...'
We interrupt this news service to bring you an important light entertainment flash