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'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'
"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
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"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
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"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
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"How are the Royals doing?"
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"Perhaps you should limit yourself to one Krugman column a week."
"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back."
"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"
Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!
"Anything new on that meteor?"
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The Best of Times/The Worst of Times
"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."
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"I'm really going to miss getting steamed at Anthony Lewis."
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"Here's a letter to Dorothy Dix that describes my own case exactly. It's signed 'Desperate.'"
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"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."
Global warming forcing wildlife out of natural habitats.
"You look sensational!"
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"I wish Donald Rumsfeld had a hobby."
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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand
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"Read your paper, dear. The news is getting cold."
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"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."
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"Say, Pop, do you realize the average child spends approximately fifteen dollars a year on candy?"