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Newts Cartoons and Comics

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'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

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'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

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Drunk lizard/newt gets thrown out of the 'Nibworth Nature & Wildlife Conservation Annual Dinner Dance'.

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"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

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"Oh look, a crested newt."

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"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

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'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

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'Your drug test shows you to test positive for eyes of newt.'

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'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

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'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

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'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

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"..and I only went inside of a minute.."

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Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

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"Are you covered in primordial slime again?"

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'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

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'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

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'You're so cold, Philip.'

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Greater crested newt in bar asking barman why he thinks the newt has had too much to drink

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'...but what spells doom to the Maldives - could mean world domination for newts!'

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'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

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'Take two eyes of newt and call me in the morning.'

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'According to this-you're coming back as a newt!'

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"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

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"So that's a one-eyed newt a toe-less frog a bald bat and a no tongued dog!" (Macbeth witch at the vets).

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