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The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.
'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'
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'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'
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'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'
Tags:football, american football, nfl, tradition, traditions, traditional, thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgivings, thanks givings, meal, meals, native american, native americans, pilgrim, pilgrims, settler, settlers, dinner, dinners, hope, hopes, hoping, wife, wives, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
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'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'
'I think I can...'
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'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'
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"On the plus side, concussions are way down."
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The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.
"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."
'You can say, 'I tore a ligament' or 'I blew out my knee.' But in this league you never, ever say, 'I got a boo-boo.''
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, injury, injuries, injured, ligament, ligaments, boo-boo, boo boo, manliness, tough, toughness, advice, advise, advises, advisor, advisors, advising, nfl, national football league, hurt, hurts, hurting, pain, pains, painful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'What a RIP-off!'
'Stay rigid! Don't move! ... Fetch the salt pills - he's got a full body cramp.'
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"That replacement ref is going to get me killed before I can collect the bounty on the other team's quarterback."
"We're playing soccer, not football!"
"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."
"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"
"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."
"Oh no! Don't tell me... Football season started today, right?"
"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."
Another football season comes to an end.