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'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
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NHL's toughest coach: 'I'm sick of all this whining! Hockey's a rough game!. . . Now get back out there!'
NHL, new season!
'Canada ranks 6th in global happiness.'
All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.
'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'
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'... and remember. The league is cracking down on violence. If you start a fight, you'll be sent right to the penalty box to be neutered.'
Tags:violent sport, violent sports, violence, ice hockey, hockey player, hockey players, ahl, american hockey league, national hockey league, nhl, penalty box, penalty boxes, penalty, penalties, neuter, neutered, spay, spayed, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Slap on the Wrist Box.
'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'
The Vancouver riot
The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada
Gary Betteman: I'm wishing for a settlement before Christmas.
Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?
This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.
The Leafs win the Cup!
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