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Stress on GPs
'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'
'Where would we be without the right documentation?'
'We agreed that your contract was too complicated so we redrafted it to cover your new responsibilities.'
'If we allow you to use exception coding just because someone is a little bit dead then there's no knowing where it might end.'
'Here at St Wadlings we like to treat all our patients as individuals...this for example is individual no 76/09bt-c12.'
'I'm a GP how difficult can it be?'
'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'
'By the time I'd explained that we were instituting a 360 degree patient facing strategy with a radical new paradigm prioritising blue sky initiatives in a coordinated health management structure he'd gone and died!'
Consortia set to take over
'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?
If the NHS Ran Athletics...
Emotions run high over NHS management failures.
'We want you to take power over your work, and this is how we want you to do it.'
'Many of us feel worthless...unworthy of our position.'
If Supermarkets were run like the NHS
"Well he may be dead but on a positive note he would've been with 18% more dead before our restructuring!"