Nhs Target Cartoons and Comics

'Labour have promised everyone can see their GP within 48 hours. . . here's yours!'

'We've met out target of a 25% improvement...but that still makes him 75% dead!'

'Well he may be dead, but if it's any compensation the NHS is the envy of the world!'

'We've met our target of a 25% improvement...but that still makes him 75% dead!'

'It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets to stop us being target driven.'

'If you need a nurse just press the emergency button...you'll find one 5 miles down the A564 at St Swithens.'

'You're husband's death is an absolute tragedy, it's going to play havoc with my monthly mortality targets.'

'I'll get to you in a bit, I've just got to go and make up some figures about waiting times...'

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"We've been told that we can't leave patients on trolleys in the corridors, so we are moving them into the car park."

"Well he may be dead but on a positive note he would've been with 18% more dead before our restructuring!"