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It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
'Well, this is a little awkward...'
Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.
This could be worse than the GFC...an emotional Santa logs on and de-friends Rudolph.'
'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'
Santa '50s' Claus.
'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'
'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'
Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!
'Let's make a package deal.'
'Ma'am, don't you know that dirty chimneys are a fire hazard?'
'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'
Just wanted to tell you that even though you've been very, very good Santa won't be coming this year...60 bucks an hour in the oil patch is just too hard for him to pass up.
'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'
'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'
'As usual...you get the glory and I get the dirty job.'
'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'
'Before we discuss naughty and nice, can I see your privacy statement?'
Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.
Santa getting a Xmas wrapper design tattoo.
'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'