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'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
It was at times like this he realised the value of a more personal insurance service.
Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...
'Well, this is a little awkward...'
'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'
Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.
This could be worse than the GFC...an emotional Santa logs on and de-friends Rudolph.'
This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.
'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'
Santa '50s' Claus.
'Bloody solar panels!'
'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'
'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'
Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!
'Let's make a package deal.'
'Ma'am, don't you know that dirty chimneys are a fire hazard?'
'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'
'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'
'As usual...you get the glory and I get the dirty job.'
'Before we discuss naughty and nice, can I see your privacy statement?'
'Our operations would complement each other perfectly - You're fat and jolly and we're lean and mean.'
'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'
Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'
Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.