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"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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'I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36.'
'Norman Whimplebottom, but you can call me Tiger.'
'In the future, if you want to get my attention, I'd appreciate it if you didn't yell out - Yo, Big Cheese!'
'A lot of the patients have 'pet names'...this is the 'Miserable Bastard'.'
'Burl's shy, so he always lets me do all the talking when we go out. . . his pet name for me is 'motor mouth'.'
'My marriage improved since I don't wake up grouchy in the morning. I let him sleep till noon.'
'Er! Platonious why are we called Romans we don't roam anywhere we always go in straight lines?'
"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."
'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'
"He was a lucky sod right to the end."
'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'
'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'
When Theodore used his nickname he became more likeable.
'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'
Daddy Long Legs.
'But, Jones. 'Jerk' is not a title.'
'Yes, she's gorgeous, but forget about that one: Her nickname is 'The Mouse Trap'...'
'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'
Inferior Napoleonic Complex: 'I'm Napoleon II. Folks call me 'Junior'.' ,
'Ted, meet Sneeze-A-Lot, Bad Cough, and Tummy Rumble. I'm bad with names but I never forget a bodily function.'
'That's 'Buddha,' not 'Bubba'!'
'Never yell 'BUBBA' in a crowded Alabama bar!'
'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'