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"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
"I dreamed last night that we two-hundred-dollared Mr. Ferguson to death."
"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."
"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."
'Son, I've been nickeled and dimed my whole life, and believe me, nickled is better.'
Director of Nickel and Diming
"Sir, your boarding pass is for the premium, economy, business, platinum section and you're sitting in platinum, economy, premium business -- move over one seat."