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'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'
The Ruins of the Euro
'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'
Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.
'Hear you're big in logistics.'
'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'
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Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'
'Since we don't have a fireplace, how does santa get into our house?'
"I'm going to ride it out."
'You would think that he would have come up with a wireless solution for Rudolph's nose by now!'
Father Christmas at shopping centre store guide - you are here ...and here...and here...and...ect.
'Dude, you leave the house once a year...what did you expect?'
'It's a bill from Santa; for cleaning out the chimney.'
'Criminy! I kenw he has put weight on, but this is ridiculous.'
Presidents of France
Dear Santa, How come you live for ever and are never seen in the daylight?
Inside the Museum of Freak Christmas Accidents.
Criminal Santa Claus
'I like Christmas but if you're not careful you can find yourself with a splitting headache afterwards.'
'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'
'i'm sorry dear. I need a man I can believe in.'
'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'
'I'm a big admirer of your work.'
'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'