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"So who else is gonna be there?"
The Fletchers leave their baby with a sitter for the first time.
"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
The Stages of Wine
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"Let's go out tonight and feed chickens."
"I love what you're not wearing."
"You folks like a little something?"
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Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.
'Free wi-fi for husbands.'
"Don't wait up."
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"I'm sorry, I'm washing my hare."
'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'
"Here's to old friends who are hard to shake."
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Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.
When your steaming dad says... "You bum! Do you know what time it is?"
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"I always feel a tad secular on Saturday nights."
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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."
While experts remain at odds over the issue of when life begins, most agree it's sometime after work.
'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'
'Feel like going out clubbing later?'
'We had a lot to drink last night.'
'Must be the Geordie polar expedition team.'
'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'