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The Fletchers leave their baby with a sitter for the first time.
"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
The Stages of Wine
Tags:wine, wines, wine drinker, wine drinkers, intoxication, intoxicated, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, date, dates, dating, drunk, drunken, drunken night out, drunken nights out, night out, nights out, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, decision making, bad decision, bad decisions, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, hit on, hits on, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, wino, winos
"I love what you're not wearing."
Tags:fashion sense, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, fashion-sense, nakedness, naturist, naturists, alternative lifestyle, date, dates, night out, nights out, dressing up, dress, dresses, make up, husband, husbands, wife, wives, flirtation, compliment, compliments, complimenting, flirtations
"You folks like a little something?"
Tags:play on words, little people, shrunken people, jokes about size, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, server, servers, dining out, eating out, night out, date night out, date night, portions, portion size, order, ordering, taking an order, cafe, cafes, slip up, freudian slip, freudian slips
Milt had a friend video all of his dates so he could see where he screwed up.
'Free wi-fi for husbands.'
"I'm sorry, I'm washing my hare."
"Don't wait up."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wait up, waiting up, wait, waiting, night out, going out, dressed up, costume, costumes, girl's night, belly-dancing, belly-dancer, belly-dancers, hobby, hobbies, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers
'Our special tonight is buy two, get one free. Mind if I join you?'
Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.
"Here's to old friends who are hard to shake."
Tags:eating out, dining out, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, old friend, old friends, old friendship, old friendships, long-term friend, long-term friends, long term friends, long term friends, restaurant, bad company, boring company, boring conversation, boring conversations, stuck, guy night, bad friend, bad friends, boring, bored, boredom, hard to shake, guys night out, night out, nights out, down the pub
"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."
While experts remain at odds over the issue of when life begins, most agree it's sometime after work.
'I did enjoy it, but I would prefer it without the singing.'
'Feel like going out clubbing later?'
'We had a lot to drink last night.'
'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'
'Must be the Geordie polar expedition team.'
"Have you noticed that the more he drinks the worse his fur-balls seem to get?!"
Tags:cat, cats, fur ball, fur balls, fur-ball, fur-balls, furball, furballs, feline, felines, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, overindulges, night out, nights out, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, night out, nights out
"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."
Tags:tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes, night in, nights in, party, parties, night out, nights out, relaxation, relaxations, relaxing, relaxed, recording, recordings, leisure time, leisure times
"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."
"The wife drove me to drink but says I'll have to get a taxi back."
Tags:henpeck, henpecked, henpecks, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married life, married couple, married couples, pub, night out, nights out, drowning your sorrows, drinking problem, drinking problems, drink problem, drink problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, marriage problems, marital problems, alcoholic, alcoholics