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Eyes on the Forest Floor
"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"
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'Wake up honey, I can't sleep!'
"No point going to sleep now."
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Boy and Bear and Monster
"The lamp is voice-activated, Norbert...not scream-activated."
"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"
"I'm in for killing a guy for snoring."
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"It says women sleep a half hour a night longer than men."
'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'
'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'
The Dark: Where light goes when it goes out.
Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles
Sheep trying to go to sleep.
"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."
'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'
'That milkman gets later every day.'
'Look - when I read you a fairy tale, don't keep saying 'Really?' '
'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'
'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs record anything incriminating.'
Artist and night
'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'
'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'
'I had a nap last night and now I can't do my siesta.'