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"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."
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"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."
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"Please bring him home safely so I can kill him."
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"I won't enumerate my trespasses. You know my work."
"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."
"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."
"Now that's commitment!"
"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"
"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."
"It's hallow be thy name, not Halloween and thy name."
"And after 'amen' - click send!"
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"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."
"Your call is important to us and you are in a queue..."
"Help me at the spelling bee tomorrow...to be confident...to do my best. If I win, that's great...but if I don't, help me remember that in the grand scheme of things...it's only a spelling bee."
"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."
"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."
"Thanks, and you have a nice day too."
"Please hold. God knows you are waiting."
Answer to Prayers - NO
"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."
"Your prayers may be recorded for quality and training purposes and will be answered by the next available deity."
"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"
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"I think Tommy's stalling for time...He's just asked God to bless the secretary of the interior!"
"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."
"Roger and Out."