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'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'
"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
Tags:toupee, toupees, hair, hair loss, bald, balding, hair thinning, thin hair, receding hairline, going bald, gone bald, bald-headed, fake hair, wig, wigs, men, middle aged, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, not a dream, reality, real life, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, scared, lonely, loneliness, ask permission, asking permission, bedroom scene, bedroom scene, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, tax, taxes, audit, auditing, audits, hitman, lingo, jargon, play on words, word play, word-play, threat, nightmare, fear, money, accounts, accounting
Kafka at his typewriter
Hunter haunted by Bunnies.
Tags:bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, ghost, ghosts, haunting, hauntings, spirit, spirits, conscience, consciences, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, night-horror, night-horrors, night scare, night scares, bad dream, bad dreams, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, blood-sport, blood-sports, rabbiting, guilty conscience, guilty consciences
"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."
A dream of consequence
"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
The Tin Man Moves On
Tags:nightmare fuel, nightmare, nightmares, tin man, tin men, girlfriends, new girlfriends, new girlfriend, significant other, significant others, coward, cowardly, cowardly lion, scarecrow, heart, heartless, pop culture, pop culture reference, date, dates, dating, dated, modern, modern life, parody, parodies, parodied, play on words, word play, word-play
The Tooth Ferret
Tags:ferret, ferrets, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nightmare, night, tooth, teeth, dental, dentist, tooth fairy, toothfairy, tooth fairies, fairy, fairies, childhood, child, kid, kids, children, misunderstood, misunderstanding, listen, listens, listened, listening, listening skill, listening skills, threat, tension, tense
"I'm your most boring nightmare."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, nightmare, nightmares, bored, boring, dead bedroom, boredom, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, stability, comfort, long term relationship, dating, date, dates
"Tell me about these nightmares."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, therapists chair, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, counselor, shrink, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, baking, baker, bakers, flour, dough, doughs, doughboy, rolling pin, rolling pins, mascot, mascots, advertising mascot, advertising mascots, nightmare, nightmares, bad dream, bad dreams
"What a nightmare. I dreamt that gradually, imperceptibly, and inexorably the natural reservoirs of moisture in my skin were drying up."
Tags:dreams, moisture, pollution, nightmare, nightmares, first world problem, first world problems, good skin, skin problem, skin problems, dry skin, acne, nightmares, living nightmare, living nightmares, waking nightmare, waking nightmares, dream, dreams, dreaming, rich, riches, upper class, upper classes, middle class, middle classes, mankoff
'See?! I told you!'
"Mom? Are you awake?"
"Come and get me, coppers!"
Being hard of hearing made Ursula every pharmacy customer's worst nightmare.
"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."
Tags:boogeyman, monster, monsters, monster under the bed, monsters under the bed, children, child, kid, kids, childhood, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, girl, girls, boy, boys, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argue, argument, arguments, relationship, relationships, fight, fights, fighting, excuse, excuses
"Gee, I don't know—does it really say Christmas?"
"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad sleep, bad sleeps, morning, mornings, monday, mondays, bad dream, bad dreams, dread, overworked, overworking, exhausted, exhaustion, bad job, bad jobs, nine to five, 9 to 5, slave to the wage, anxiety, anxious, worry, worrier, worriers, premonition, premonitions
'You were talking in your sleep again.'
Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.
Tags:witching hour, witching hours, witch, witches, antisocial, introvert, introverts, introversion, introverted, phone message, phone messages, answering machine, answering machines, keep to yourself, keeping to yourself, worst fear, worst fears, nightmare, nightmares, visit, visits, visitor, visitors
Doom & Gloom
"Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well, I have."