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"I live underneath your kid's bed and he's beginning to scare me."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster under the bed, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, childhood fear, childhood fears, nightmare, nightmares, night horror, night horrors, bad dream, bad dreams, nightscare, night scare, night scares, bad dream, bad dreams, kid, kids, child, disturbing behaviour, disturbing behavior
'I've just had a terrible nightmare that we were living sensibly, within our budget!'
Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.
Bob's worst nightmare about the cute tellers making fun of his account one day comes true.
"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."
"I just had a remake of a nightmare I had as a child. The special effects were much scarier."
"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."
Marty's blank canvas nightmare returned once again.
'I had an awful dream last night - I had ten fingers but no thumbs.'
'I had that 'car wash' dream again last night.'
"I'm your Thanksgiving nightmare from eating so much!"
'Okay, watch this human movie but don't wake up screaming at night because you are dreaming off humans under your bed!'
"You were right. There was a monster in your closet, but I sent your father to his own room."
'Last night I dreamed I had a nightmare.'
'Mind if we sleep with you, son? We heard a strange noise in our bedroom!'
'How many times do I have to tell you? Only wake me up if he has an Orwellian nightmare. I don't need to know about the other kinds.'
"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"
"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."