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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'
"This is really embarrassing."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving
"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, boy, boys, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, bed, beds, bedtime, story time, storytime, night, nighttime, reading, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, story, stories, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, literature, children's story, children's stories, read, reader, readers, protect, protection, security, safe, safety, believe, belief, beliefs, pretend, make-believe
"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daddy, family, families, bed, beds, bedroom, bedrooms, bedtime, saying goodnight, nighttime, going to sleep, going to bed, raising kids, raising children, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern parents, modern life, modern family, modern families, technology, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, security, security camera, security cameras, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting
"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"
Tags:size, relative, relatively, relativity, sky, skies, night sky, nightsky, night, nighttime, night time, star, stars, starry, universe, space, small, tiny, ant, ants, animal, animals, talking animals, perspective, perspectives, universal feeling, common, commonality, commonly, feel small, feel, feeling, feels
Man is dark when the lights turn on.
Thoughts are louder in the dark
Tags:dark, night, nighttime, awake, wide awake, cant sleep, anxious, anxiety, thoughts, thought, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, laying awake, lie awake, in the dark, loud, louder, louders, loud in the dark, louder in the dark, mental health, bad mental health
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"I had a scary dream that I wasn't getting any attention."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, bed, beds, sleeping, night, nighttime, middle of the night, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, attention, lack of attention, childhood, scary, scared, waking up, center of attention, centre of attention, spoiled, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, psychology, mental health
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, open, opens, competition, competitions, contest, contests, playing golf, sleep, insomnia, restless, wakefulness, unable to sleep, night, nighttime, dark, insomniac, insomniacs, night owl, night owls, health, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, age, aging, ageing
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, hoots, hooting, noise, noises, noisy, night, nighttime, dark, darkness, scary, spooky, haunting, strange, oversized, big, huge, large, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, campfire, campfires, tent, tents, sleeping in a tent, sleeping outdoors, outdoors, forest animal, forest animals, deep in the forest, horror, fantasy
"I didn't hear anything."
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
Tags:businesses, big business, big businesses, corporation, corporations, big corporations, large corporations, tnc, t.n.c., tncs, moon, the moon, nighttime, night time, pessimist, pessimism, pessimists, conglomerate, conglomerates, power, moonlight, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, evil corporation, evil corporations, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, social responsibility
"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerated, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, cell-mate, cell-mates, cell mate, cell mates, celly, cellie, cellies, night, nighttime, bedtime, dummy, dummies, prop, props, mannequin, mannequins, fake, false, body, bodies, escape, escaping, escaping prison, escaping jail, prison escape, prison escapes, breaking out, break out, break out of jail, break out of prison, prison break, prison breaks, time, date, secret, secrets, too late, join
"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you now, but please leave your name and number after the sound of the tone and I'll call you back a little after twilight!"
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, voicemail, voicemails, answering machine, answering machines, message, messages, missed call, missed calls, call back, calling back, twilight, night, nighttime, darkness, dark, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, vampire, vampires, coffin, coffins, casket, casket, sleeping, asleep, technology, modern life, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve
Daytime Soaps / Nighttime Soaps
Tags:supermarket, grocery store, store, shop, shops, clean, cleaning, work, enjoyment, contrast, contrasting, nighttime, night time, daytime, day time, soap, soaps, cleaning products, products, daytime, cleaner, self care, shower, bath, showers, baths, bathing, showering, scrubbing, wiping, wipes, wiper, advertising, marketing, advert, powerful, calm, calming, presentation, marketing
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, sleep, sleeping, insomnia, night, nighttime, bed, beds, bedtime, sleepless, can't sleep, wide awake, lying awake, thinking, thought, thoughts, ball, fetch, fetching, playing fetch, problem, problems, anxiety, stress, worried, worry, worries, mental health
"Can we please sign off just one night without the national anthem?"
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, night time, night times, nighttime, habit, habits, bad habits, national anthem, the national anthem, national anthems, nationalism, patriot, patriots, patriotism, dedicated, dedication, american, home of the brave, national pride, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, patriotic, americans, sleep, sleeping, annoying habits, annoying habit, divorce, reasons for divorce, reason for divorce, usa, america, proud, sign off
Sleep clinic night watchman.
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, clinic, clinics, sleep clinic, sleep clinics, nap, naps, napping, doze, dozed, dozing, doze off, dozing off, night, nighttime, security, security guard, security guards, night watchman, night watchmen, sleep deprivation, sleep deprive, sleep deprived, doctor, doctors, advice, professional, professionals, sleeplessness, unprofessional
"Either you left the TV on downstairs or we have whales again."
Crying parent holds crying baby.
"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"