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"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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"Shall we talk ninja to ninja?"
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"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."
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Japanese Rolling Stars.
They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.
'Congratulations, it's a ninja!'
'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'
Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.
'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
Martial arts man breaks chair when sitting down.
Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?
The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.
'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'
"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."
'Hey, Andy, check out your ninja catcher!'
'You chickened out of much-needed surgery. Now we're forced to perform an invasive procedure.'
A man leaving at the exit notices the 'ninja exit'.
'The samurai stab sounds intriguing...'